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Old Jul 28, 2009, 04:09 PM // 16:09   #41
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If the game does not have substance, it will fail. Will it sell because of a pair of fake half-exposed 38D? Hard to tell, really. Maybe if its real cheap.
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Old Jul 28, 2009, 06:24 PM // 18:24   #42
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In GW women have style
Uhh... female elementalist + Nightfall armor = stylish?

I beg to differ sir!
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Old Jul 28, 2009, 07:15 PM // 19:15   #43
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Uhh... female elementalist + Nightfall armor = stylish?

I beg to differ sir!
I was referring to armour art in general. You can always pick one or two armour sets which ... well, can be disgusting at best, but it doesn't justify bashing it on the whole. Indeed, some GWN armours are weird or sex%^$&@$*$&, but I can't really say it about any of Prop armours, which I like very much. Plus, gustibus non disputandum est
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Old Jul 28, 2009, 11:11 PM // 23:11   #44
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Warrior 15k glads, Necro bonelace 15k, Ele 15k Aeromancer, Mesmer 1.5k and 15k enchanters... All prophecies female armors, all whorish.

Sex sells
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Old Jul 29, 2009, 10:38 AM // 10:38   #45
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Warrior 15k glads, Necro bonelace 15k, Ele 15k Aeromancer, Mesmer 1.5k and 15k enchanters... All prophecies female armors, all whorish.

Sex sells
15k aero - not at all
15k glad - it's more a joke tbh
necro 15k - it's meant to be like that

and I still can't see how few armours are all armours
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Old Jul 29, 2009, 03:18 PM // 15:18   #46
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So i quickly scanned through the answers and I have to weigh in.

Typically I get a little long winded so I'll try to keep this s.a.p. (I just cant though)

Sex sells. Sex sells. Sex sells. Lets talk PHYSIOLOGY.

Why does sex sell?? Its pretty easy process. We "essentially" have 3 sections of the brain. We have a section that controls simple thoughts. We have another that controls reasoning and rationalization. And we have an animalistic section.

Now we can correlate how we as humans react when drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes, eating food, doing any type of drug, etc .....to this SEX SELLS topic. These all come down to some basic physiological reactions.

Simply being. You see something that spikes your interesting. Almost immediately certain hormones are released in your body and changes the balance of your hormones, which inturns changes your mood. This doesnt have to be sexual...it could be a motorcyle(if you are into them) that catches your eye.

Now these hormonal changes.....change the effect on each part of the brain. The hormones "can" raise the animalistic part over the rationalization/simple thoughts parts and boom, you arent thinking like you normally would. Thats the process when drinking alcohol, drugs, eating.....it blocks off 2 of your parts of the brain and lets the "animal" in you come out.

When you are in a good "mood," its hard to say no. Theres good solid physiological reasoning behind that.

When it comes to this whole comment about little horny boys cant say no.
Well ya know its really not their fault. From the age of 12ish up until the at of 19ish which is the peak age of "horniness" for males.....boys are a raging pile of hormones. Its really not their faults.



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There was a study recently released. The examined the behavior of newborn/less that 6 month old babies. Theres a high percentage of babies that reacted with smiles, giggles, and interest to the site of attractive adults. When it can to looking at "not as" attractive adults, the smiling, giggling, and interest dropped off dramactically.

And yet people think sex doesnt sell. Sex sells isnt and never has claimed to 100%. But even 30% of all customers that have interest in your product isnt bad if thousands of people see your advertisement every day.

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Old Jul 29, 2009, 06:23 PM // 18:23   #47
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I've seen that particular one a bunch of times. The have a couple different ads, but they all involve cleavage. But basically, sex sells everything, why should MMOs be excluded?
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Old Jul 29, 2009, 06:27 PM // 18:27   #48
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If I was guaranteed sex whilst playing said mmo maybe I would agree that sex sells
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Old Jul 29, 2009, 07:19 PM // 19:19   #49
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So what happens to 30-34 year olds?

Mid life crisis?
Maybe by 30 a lot of them are married, but by 35 they get divorced again.
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Old Jul 30, 2009, 09:49 PM // 21:49   #50
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Ummm none find Jora sexy fro EoTN? Or Nika from Factions? Sex sells!
if there were a RL Jora she could break my pelvis any time she wants
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Old Jul 31, 2009, 04:52 AM // 04:52   #51
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if there were a RL Jora she could break my pelvis any time she wants
If there were I'd buy an ATFH runner! LOL
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Old Nov 10, 2009, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #52
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One of my friends bought Guild Wars:Factions, just because he liked Nika, the assassin. He sent me a file in an Email with about 9 different pictures of her. Now tell me that that kind of stuff(I wont use the word) doesn't sell.
I haven't got any Guild Wars games yet, but my friend has persisted, and now I'm getting Factions. He's passing on his plague!
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Old Nov 10, 2009, 02:02 PM // 14:02   #53
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Ahhhhhhhhhh! All my wallpapers are of Nika! Help!

PS. How do I add an avatar? I'm gonna use a pic of Nika now!

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Old Nov 10, 2009, 08:24 PM // 20:24   #54
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if there were a RL Jora she could break my pelvis any time she wants
I'd let her break my pelvis if you know what I mean.
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Forget RL Jora, nothing sells better than Nika. Who is RL Jora anyway? There are much better girls to break your pelvis anyway(refer to my first sentence!
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As I was about to say before I got caught by my geography teacher, I'd let Nika break my pelvis!
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #57
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Uhh... female elementalist + Nightfall armor = stylish?

I beg to differ sir!
I'm often amused by the fact that it's more times than not women meeting a certain unreasonable standard of beauty that the average chubby MMO player will never get to see in real life, yet alone touch.

I've always been a fan of necro krytan 1.5 and 15k rogue.
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Old Nov 12, 2009, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #58
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if there were a RL Jora she could break my pelvis any time she wants
there is... let me just find her...

http://www.guildwars.com/images/cont...nner1-full.jpg
there you go...

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Old Nov 12, 2009, 10:18 AM // 10:18   #59
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Jora didn't look good at all. Nika rules!
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